Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Now ... I've heard it all.

This woman was so serious about her stalking, that she wore a diaper on her drive from Texas to Florida?
On three, everybody say it with me, 1-2-3, ugh.
For those of you folks who have been living under a rock, Lisa Nowak, an American astronaut,is accused of stalking a woman who is dating a man that Nowak likes. That sounds right.
Usually I'm a little informed, but this is one of the most bizarre stories that I have ever followed. This woman described her relationship with the man in question as "more than a working relationship and less than a romantic relationship."
Yea, that makes sense. Those of us living in the real world call that a friend with benefits. I am just speculating here, but it sounds to me like Nowak, a married woman, was likely having sex with this man while he is in a relationship with the woman that Nowak attacked.
Now, I am a woman and I understand that there is always that one man/guy/girl if that's what you like, that you lose your whole mind over. Now eight or nine times out of 10, that relationship doesn't always end well.
Where we "normal" women would either curse him out, slash his tires, break a window or make a couple of prank phone calls, this crazy heifer bypassed that and went for the woman.
And she didn't want to just fight her, according to, this chick had mace, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash. She was serious about that thang, ya'll.
This is why i think those people who are super-smart, like these astronauts, should be in arranged relationships. They are overachievers at everything.
Nowak just couldn't beat the girl up, from the evidence they found, it seemed to me like she was going to shoot her with the BB-gun if she tried to run away, mace her and hit her in the head with the mallet. Then she was going to tie her up with the rubber tubing, cut her up with the blade and put her in the garbage bags.
Super smart people placed in relationships like foster care. And then they should be with people who are as dumb as they are smart. Then that way, they balance each other out.

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