In case you're new to this, the following is a mash up of my random thoughts of the last week.
Sometimes I wonder ...
Whatever happened to the female MC?
Where the hell is Missy Elliot?
Why is Timbaland a freakin' bodybuilder?
How do they decide which sports are played for Olympic medals?
Who the hell voted to make table tennis a sport?
How come they didn't include air hockey and pin ball?
Where the hell did Hip Hop Harry come from?
What happened to Barney?
Am I the only person who thought he was a child molestor? Think about it, you do all this stuff with this big purple freak and you can't tell anybody? That's sounds a little freaky to me.
How come the characters on Sesame Street never got older? Every year Elmo turns three on his birthday. He's been three since I was three.
While we're on Sesame Street, were Bert and Ernie brothers or a couple?
If they were brothers, weren't they too old to share a bed?
Whatever happened to good cartoons?
Am I the only one who thought Smurfette was a ho?
Not only that, wasn't Hefty Smurf (the one with the tattoo) gay? I mean, Smurfette was trying to give that thang away and he wouldn't take it.
And just where the hell did all those smurfs come from with only one woman in the village?
Where they cussin when they used the word "smurfy" as an adjective?
Who told white folks that calling someone "articulate" is a compliment?
Why did a white lady get offended when I smiled and said, "thank you, so are you."
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