Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Sometimes I Wonder ...

In case you're new to this, the following is a mash up of my random thoughts of the last week.

Sometimes I wonder ...

Whatever happened to the female MC?

Where the hell is Missy Elliot?

Why is Timbaland a freakin' bodybuilder?

How do they decide which sports are played for Olympic medals?

Who the hell voted to make table tennis a sport?

How come they didn't include air hockey and pin ball?

Where the hell did Hip Hop Harry come from?

What happened to Barney?

Am I the only person who thought he was a child molestor? Think about it, you do all this stuff with this big purple freak and you can't tell anybody? That's sounds a little freaky to me.

How come the characters on Sesame Street never got older? Every year Elmo turns three on his birthday. He's been three since I was three.

While we're on Sesame Street, were Bert and Ernie brothers or a couple?

If they were brothers, weren't they too old to share a bed?

Whatever happened to good cartoons?

Am I the only one who thought Smurfette was a ho?

Not only that, wasn't Hefty Smurf (the one with the tattoo) gay? I mean, Smurfette was trying to give that thang away and he wouldn't take it.

And just where the hell did all those smurfs come from with only one woman in the village?

Where they cussin when they used the word "smurfy" as an adjective?

Who told white folks that calling someone "articulate" is a compliment?

Why did a white lady get offended when I smiled and said, "thank you, so are you."

9 comments:

12kyle said...

great post!!!

i dunno what happened to the female mc!!! it's like they are extinct now.

Dianne said...

I think part of the reason for 'articulate' becoming a "universal" compliment comes from years of a President who can't pronounce 3rd grade words and can't string an entire sentence together.

Then of course there are the ignorant white people who probably watch Bill O'Reilley. Remember when he went to lunch in Harlem!?

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

barney was ran over by a rental hummer driven by me...up next, dora the explorer!

HA HA @ the white lady and being articulate

arychtexas said...

This is the first blog i've been to where all random ness was questions...

Sometimes I wonder ...

Whatever happened to the female MC?

Where the hell is Missy Elliot?

Why is Timbaland a freakin' bodybuilder?

How do they decide which sports are played for Olympic medals?

Who the hell voted to make table tennis a sport?

lol..bored people


Where the hell did Hip Hop Harry come from?

who is that?

What happened to Barney?

drug attic bad ratings lol

arychtexas said...

eww ^^addict lol typo

Bombchell said...

lol u so wrong for ur thoughts about sesame street, smurfs, barney, lol infact all of them.

i saw missy featured in some Caribbean new musicains video.

Eb the Celeb said...

Who the hell is hip hop harry?

and that whole smurfs mess is just hilarious... I dont even remember the one with the tattoo but mad that smurfette was trying to give hhim anything with kids watching...lol

tiltedhalo said...

Love your randomness. Thankfully my son was never into Barney...but he did like those damn Wiggles - hell, I liked the Wiggles (well their tunes were catchy). LOL

LOL @ the white lady getting offended. Serves her right. LOL

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