Thursday, April 24, 2008

Don't cry for Star ...

... apparently ol' girl knows how to land on her feet.
News broke yesterday that Starlet Marie Jones Reynolds filed for divorce from her "husband" of three and a half years, Al Reynolds back in March.
Now every since my girl has been seen with Reynolds, there have been a few, uh, concerns about whether or not he's of the homosexual persuasion. Now he nor she neither confirmed nor denied that he has ever had sexual relations with a man or a woman for that matter.
I have been concerned every since she showed him on The View and I noticed that he arches his eyebrows. I don't know if he plucks, shaves or waxes them, but either way, that's a lil' on the feminine side. No straight man needs to walk around with his eyebrows arched. Anyway, shortly after they were married, it was reported that the man wore a Speedo and a loin cloth to a Halloween party. He was Bam Bam from The Flintstones.
I don't know about you but I don't need anymore evidence to rule in the matter of Al Reynolds' sexuality. I, the jury, find Al Reynolds to be gayer than Christmas - and I mean the lights, the tinsel, the metallic ornaments and the garland.
But hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, we've all had a crush on a gay guy or two. Hell, I dated one in high school and I'm OK. In fact, we're the best of friends now. But for the record, I knew something was up when he was trying to "cut" after band practice.
In addition to my, and the rest of America's, speculations, Sybil on the Tom Joyner Morning Show said this morning that Jones kicked Reynolds to the curb because the brotha isn't working. And forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't blame her for that. Shoot, it's even in the Bible.
The Word says in II Thessalonians 3:10, "Even while we were with you, we gave you this command: “Those unwilling to work will not get to eat." I didn't say that, Paul did. So she was right to do that and nobody can fault her for that either. If you do, then you feed that shiftless negro.
While a divorce is certainly a set back, Star has definitely landed on her feet. In fact, the Detroit Free Press has reported that she is dating Dewayne Wade. That's right, D. Wade of the Miami Heat.
I wonder if he put her in his Top 5 on his T-Mobile phone. Even if he didn't, she's still doing better than Big Gay Al. She's doing so well, I had to go back to the 80s to find her a new theme song!

6 comments:

TravelDiva said...

LMBAO!!! I remember the bam bam story!! Agreed. For me strike three was when he wore a braid wig on their honeymoon....

Smarty Jones said...

Girl, I'm done too. I didn't know anything about that until I saw it on Chicas In the City. That's a mess and he is too. I guess she and Terry McMillian can start a support group for wives of gay husbands.
I give her two weeks before she's on Oprah.

Eb the Celeb said...

I dont believe that D. Wade mess one bit... they had a pic of them at some event and she was sitting a row behind him and they both leaned in for the pic... my boo D. Wade would never claim a chick like Star...

He's my boo dammit!

Smarty Jones said...

Awww Eb. Don't worry about it. If it is true, it'll come out soon enough. :-)
And what's wrong with Star?

Sheletha said...

Star is getting got and its just plain simple. I remember when she got on some show addressing the homosexuality rumor. She said "I may be a lot of things, but Im not stupid." The writing was on the wall then, I didn't want to call her stupid cause I admired her. Remember when she did that photo spread in Ebony when she was a big girl in the tub with a cigar???? Classic diva right there!

But she does make some dumb moves like putting her whole wedding on blast, and endorsing Payless Shoes. You can't make be believe she had more than two pairs of those in her closet. She could have kept both of those.

Smarty Jones said...

Now that, I'll agree with. She has made some dumb decisions as it relates to that particular relation-shit. But, we're all entitled to our mistakes. She'll come through this with a few scars. Like Joss Stone sings, "Bruised But Not Broken."